Summer Hours

I Am An Idiot will be heading to Europe tomorrow for two weeks, giving my Mother-In-Law ample time to go through my stuff while she stays at our apartment.

So have fun with my Star Wars figures, Mom. And my Porn collection. And my snorkel. And my book about zombies. And that denim pipe. Try and smoke that, why don't you?

As for you, Blog readers, we're taking a 1 year old demon baby on a plane. So if you saw that extra movie about Jack-jack from The Incredibles, imagine what that would be like if it were real.

Then imagine I'm going to tell you all about it on Wednesday. How could you not come back?